Mad maximum impact fruitcake with a hydraulic neck and no crumple zones in his brain. Drives the Eagle, a car designed for rammin’ and slammin’.
Die Anna & Hawk R
Psychopathic stunner. Born in a body bag and raised in a morgue. Drives the Hawk - faster than Max’s Eagle but not as strong. Best suited to impacts with flesh rather than steel.
Otis P Jivefunk & Caddy Fat Cat
King of cool, the laidback lord of lowriders is, however, inclined to turn into a slavering lunatic if the cat gets its paintwork scratched.
Val Hella & Cleaver
She’s the self-crowned queen of the race scene, and her chariot is aptly equipped with wheel mounted blades.
Kutter & Countslash
He takes great pleasure in causing pain, and seems curiously keen to receive punishment in return. Who are you to argue?
Psycho Pitbull & Towmeister
Like a rabid scrapyard dog, he’ll come baying for your blood and your engine oil. If he catches you…its hamburger time.
Screwie Lewie & The Twister
This wacky guy favors the ‘supercar/monster truck/light aircraft/mole machine’ mode of transport. He’s about as insane as they come
Stella Stunna & Electric Blue
Electric Blue’s battery power is wired straight to her penetrator of pleasure… so every ped zapped is a little tickle for Stella.
Vlad & Annihilator
For Vlad, it's not the winning, it's taking apart the cunts. Hence the extremely surgical blade on his Annihilator.
Don Dumpster & The Plow
Gross glutton Don looks like he porked out on the entire pig population of Beaver State, including Harry’s pet wiener Squealer.
Ivan the Bastard & The Bear
Moody as a black bear in a Siberian snow storm, vodka veins Ivan is a man of few words… Until he spits his dummy out.
The Brothers Grimm & Stiffshifter
Grimm Brother #1 Lost Grimm Brother #2 ironically while racing to a cemetery. Now he sticks his hand up his dummy brother’s rear and pretends he’s still here while his deceased sibling resides in the coffin in the back of Stiffshifter.
Ed101 & Tashita
Ed the android blew a fuse and went psycho after catching a virus while fiddling with Stella’s Ever-Ready pleasurer.
Stig & Volkswerker
Years of working for Magnuchem left Stig with a severe skin condition – which took a turn for the worse when he crashed his car into a vat of chemical waste as he hurried home one night…
Halfwit Harry& Lumberer
Harry will try to win at any cost, so he can lavish the winnings on his pet pig, Squealer. Best stay out of his way if you can.
Nora Virus & Razorbill
Rusk & DeGory'Un
Not too hot on the performance front, but usefully adorned up front.
The Terrible Twin & Siamese Dream
Previously conjoined and now separated, if they feel lonely they can always zip themself back together.
Roman & Crazor
NutKenz & Snaky Bastard
Twig N. Berries & Tropi-Kill
The Cops & APC
The preferred ride of the psychotic donut-munching porker, getting caught unawares by one of these slamming its grill up your arse is really going to mess up your day.
Squad Cop & CU:NT
Community Support Piggies are such fun to chase down and murder horribly, as they pootle about the place in their cuddly little Compact Unit: Nil Threat cars.