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Drivers and Vehicles
Die Anna - The Hawk
Psychopathic stunner. Born in a body bag and raised in a morgue. Drives the Hawk - faster than Max’s Eagle but not as strong. Best suited to impacts with flesh rather than steel.
Max Damage - Red Eagle
Mad maximum impact fruitcake with a hydraulic neck and no crumple zones in his brain. Drives the Eagle, a car designed for rammin’ and slammin’.
Val Hella - Cleaver
She's the self-crowned queen of the race scene, and her chariot is aptly equipped with wheel mounted blades.
Screwie Lewie - Twister
This wacky guy favors the ‘supercar/monster truck/light aircraft/mole machine’ mode of transport. He’s about as insane as they come.
Heinz Faust - King Merc
Teutonic terror Heinz has a supercharged superheavy sport coupe with go anywhere tank tracks... Don’t get caught in his path!
The Terrible Twins - Siamese Dream
Driver(s) is/are the Terrible Twin. Previously conjoined and now separated, if they feel lonely they can always zip themself back together.
The preferred ride of the psychotic donut-munching porker, getting caught unawares by one of these slamming its grill up your arse is really going to mess up your day.
The only thing worse than having an APC up the bum is having this Bad Ass Po-lease six wheeler descending on your ride from a great height. It’s a guaranteed ticket to the hospital. Or the morgue.
Community Support Piggies are such fun to chase down and murder horribly, as they pootle about the place in their cuddly little Compact Unit: Nil Threat cars.