Valentine’s Day Massacre!
by nobby on 30/01/2015
Hey Carmafans! Nobby here, with HUGE NEWS of a HOT DATE for your diaries! Love is in the air, and I know every one of you Carmageddon Heads out there is a die-hard ROMANTIC… So that’s why we’ve chosen February 14th – Valentine’s Day – as the launch date for the PUBLIC BETA release of Carmageddon: Reincarnation! That’s right, this is going to be the Valentine’s Day Massacre to beat ‘em all!
Why not give the one you love the gift of CARNAGE on this special occasion, by buying them Carmageddon: Reincarnation and smashing them to smithereens in a wanton orgy of multiplayer mayhem! Give them a great big kiss on the backside with your pulsating Repulsificator, or maybe play Twister and screw their brains out! Get them gobbling your giant mutant tail thing while you oscillate up and down to the rhythm of their frantic ejaculations! There’s going to be a whole lot of red hot grinding going on, and we want YOU to come and DO IT with US!
The PUBLIC BETA release includes Career Mode, Freeplay and Multiplayer. It’s got all the Achievements and Challenges. It’s got a full complement of cars, levels and arenas. It’s got Smelly Bush collectibles (does that make it the “PUBIC BETA”? Course it does!)!
So don’t forget, it’s the PUBLIC PUBIC BETA – we want you to play, play, play and tell us what you think either in the forums, or through our support system.
And we’re still giving away the original games too in our Carmageddon collection – that’s FOUR games for the price of ONE! Yes, buy Carmageddon: Reincarnation and you also get the original Carmageddon (the Max Pack, which includes the Splat Pack), Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now, and Carmageddon TDR 2000! So now’s the time to jump in, buckle up, put the pedal to the metal and PUNCH IT… Forget 50 Shades of Grey – get ready for 50,000 Showers of Gibs!!
To coincide with this announcement, we’re releasing a new promo video that’ll help get you all champing at the bit in preparation for the 14th. Check out the action and see what a SIZZLING HOT Valentine’s you’ve got to look forward to! And while you’re AT IT, you’ll also be hearing excerpts from one of the game’s extensive playlist of music tracks. This track is written and performed by mega-talented musician and massive Carmageddon fan Morgan Hulston, AKA Morgue.
Everyone who already owns the Early Access build of Carmageddon: Reincarnation will find that their game is ready to be updated to the full PUBLIC BETA when they check out their Steam games list on the 14th February.
Late breaking additional good news! We’ve just been told that this weekend (from 3pm Friday 30th Jan to midnight Sunday 1st Feb) there’s FREE SHIPPING on merchandise bought in the Carmageddon Store! (Offer applies to UK customers only.) Get yer tees now and get ready to dress the part come Valentine’s Day!