Carmageddon: Max Damage OUT NOW!
by nobby on 08/07/2016
CU:NTY McCU:NTFACE! Would you believe what we just did? We’ve only gone and FUCKING launched Carmageddon: Max Damage on PlayStation® 4 and Xbox One!
Welcome all you thumbstick wigglers from around the globe - you rockers, you rollers, you out-of-controllers - welcome to the homicidal world of Carmageddon! It’s the driving game where you earn points and NAUGHTY PLEASURE from mowing down the local inhabitants, and your opponents are a bunch of crazy maniacs in a twisted mix of killing machines! With insane PowerUps, surreal environments and a variety of fucked up ways to win, it all adds up to endless hours of violent and hilarious FUN.
All this FUN is available for digital download and in retail box form (see HERE for a list of retailers carrying the game). To accompany the launch, we’ve smashed together a new video highlighting the game’s varied event types!
So what's in the bloody game then?
3 Game Modes
- Career Mode
Play one of three PUMPING game modes, to either rise through the Carmageddon ranks in Career mode completing sixteen chapters with over sixty events in all, do whatever you like in Freeplay – using content unlocked via the Career, or challenge the masses in Multiplayer. Just remember, it’s all about the carnage, you crazy TITS!
6 Event Types
- Classic Carma
- Death Race
- Ped Chase
- Car Crusher
- Checkpoint Stampede
- Fox and Hounds
There’s a whole variety of event types which allow you to decide whether to race, chase, crush, crash or kill to win, either against AI opponents or online against REAL PEOPLE. With all these to choose from, you can quickly establish your position as an all-conquering homicidal maniac playing your own favourite events! Well FUCK a DOUGLAS.
Over 30 Vehicles
Select from over 30 cool, crazy, custom killing machines designed for the job in hand; fucking over opponents and pulverising pedestrians! Each vehicle has its own highly distinctive and dangerous character, with a deranged driver to match! Power, Armour, and Offensive upgrades along with new customising options allow you to personalise the looks and killing capabilities of your preferred rides. PLUS, you’ll believe your PARTS can FLY when you use the anytime INSTANT REPAIR system! EMBIGGENING!
Tear through large open-world environments and smaller battle arenas in ‘Bleak City’, ‘Dusty Trails’, MagNuChem’, ‘Frosty Pass’ and ‘Devils Canyon’. Smash up the scenery whilst exploring the city streets, country trails, arid desert, factory districts and icy wastelands while gathering Achievements, completing Challenges and picking up Collectibles along the way. Become the Smelly Bush Hunter your parents always warned you about!
Become briefly acquainted with a varied mix of adult pedestrians of all ages, shapes, persuasions and species (Carmageddon is an equal opportunities Ped Slaughterfest) before slicing, dicing, skewering, exploding, dismembering, and generally causing bloody carnage as you target them for points in countless ingenious and hilarious ways. Classic pedestrians are back, such as the old lady and her Zimmer frame with her famous cry “I was in the war!”, as well as newcomer victims; peds on bicycles, in wheelchairs, bears, penguins, aliens and MOAR!
Discover over 90 entertaining PowerUps that can help or hinder your game in hilarious ways. You’ll soon discover which ones maim your enemy, enhance your performance, or just screw things up. With Repulsificators, Anvil Launchers, Earthquake Bombs, Helium Filled Peds and much much more at your disposal, you’ll never tire of finding new ways to PISS YOUR PANTS laughing at the CHAOS!
Relive all the mangling mayhem with the incredible Action Replay System, with multiple cameras and replay options – it’ll mean you never miss a pile-up again! Get those movies online and brag about your car and citizen culling achievements! MAMMARIES are made of this!
You also have Achievements, Challenges and Collectibles to hunt down and keep you entertained for hour upon happy blood and oil splattered hour. CAPITALS!
Carmageddon: Max Damage - It’s a frenetic fun filled carnage-fest, with over-the-top violence, crazy PowerUps and non-stop GUFFAWS… Get it for your console NOW and become instantly more sexually attractive to the things that you want to find you more SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE!