Atrocious Handling? Fixed!
Sense of Speed? Fixed!
Awful Graphics? Fixed!
Terrible Frame Rate? Fixed!
Random and confusing damage Physics? Fixed!
Anti-Fun AI? Fixed!
This is a remake of a remake that sticks it to the fanboys which (not who, who is for people) were telling people to learn to drive in their arrogant butt sniffing manner. There were huge problems with the original "Carmageddon: Reincarnation" that could put a frown on even the most avid Carma fans. Issues such as cars feeling like they were going 50KM/H but were going double or triple that. Random causes of loss of control and graphics that were sub-par and caused even the best gaming computers to chug and splutter.
The graphics aren't super great in this new release of Max Damage but they do the job! The races don't feel hard even on the rimjob-a-bull mode. BUT the game feels a lot more enjoyable and that frown I had stuck on my stupid head has been wiped away.
The AI seems to be a lot more interested in taking to the fray! I don't see them avoiding contact at all costs like in reincarnation. It seems to be a lot easier now which is neither here nor there but the actuality of crashes happening is increasing exponentially! I'm enjoying the better damage physics a lot more now with wheel spikes able to give you flats or rip your tyres and even wheels off completely. I feel pieces of my car getting snagged and torn off. There's a few random things like cars being ripped in half length ways rather than squashing which seem a bit odd at times but in general the damage is just more satisfying and easier to achieve.
Most notably; the handling is not a big bucket of dung anymore... And it just goes to show that all the rude fanboys can stick it. I played the original Carmageddon games too and the handling wasn't great but at least the cars didn't randomly slide off the side of the map because of some weird calculation error. Now they remain firmly in place and don't slop and flop around as though on lubricated sheets of ice.
Hell, I lost my ♥♥♥♥ when I went on the forums and the fanboys all grabbed me and took turns to jack rabbit my corn holes with strapons. I spat back like an angry little ♥♥♥♥♥ and told them and the developer Nobby to go eat on a fat one, I took the reincarnation edition as an insult. My past time of Carmageddon was trashed by that atrocity. I took back what I said about Nobby because I was just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off that a bunch of rampant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lickers were defending the game like the kings men... Well that defense was in vain as this game fixed all the problems that were apparently not problems.
We have to remember that it's in good character to admit when you're right and when you're wrong. I was wrong for losing my ♥♥♥♥ and insulting Nobby in my forum post. I really did feel insulted by reincarnation. But at least I wasn't the one fanboying a broken piece of garbage which has been proven it was stuffed by this new iteration of the series.
I welcome Carmageddon: Max Damage to my Steam game library and the fanboys can suck it because now the handling is fantastic and you now have no travesty to jerk rapidly off to.
This was free to those that owned reincarnation so that was a really nice thing to do for all us players that felt so let down by it. Obviously they knew the game was NOT the reincarnation they really wanted to deliver and they made up for it with Max Damage... So eat it fanboys as us normal people (or rather NOT knob cakey dunce people) didn't stand by and defend a turd that even the developers have shown was not acceptable with this beautifully kind gesture!
This is now an enjoyable and relaxing title to play like it always should have been! Well done to the devs and I look forward to playing more.
So that's my review and lick my hairy sweaty balls to anyone that was nasty to me. lol