How naive and how cute :D
If you want I can mail you something.
I have a used up balloon but it's only been used once with a girl at a party.
I can mail it to you if receiving things from strangers that don't care about you seems to make you feel better...
Otherwise you can keep waiting for the other strangers to mail you that plastic toy, indefinitely.
I'm pretty sure we all know by now how cynical you are on this subject.
There really isn't any need or use for you to repeat your cynical views (even if they may be justified) everytime a new person posts his thoughts.