G'day Carma Cobbers, you're doin' me dome in, fair dinkum...
Here I am draped in me Aussie flag sucking on a stubbie waiting for the prawns on the barby... when I go to the checkout only to find you bastards won't deliver to Straya! UH? Liechtenstein, Iceland and flamin' Bulgaria are ALL GOOD but no Oz or NZ! Are you shitting me? All us rev-heads down here drive big fat V8s with spikes on 'em - even the vicar's got a cammed 454cubic with a blower and a monster tacho in his Holden.
Anyhow, me and me mate Hoges are thinking about dobbin' youse into Mel about nicking his MadMax idea if you don't fix this ugly situation. His joint is only a 19 hour drive from here, down by the creek bed.
Geez you guys, put bloody Oz on your radar, fair suck of the sav.