couldn't get the end quite right, but here is is anyway:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Was minding his own business.
When suddenly, out of nowhere,
A red eagle was acting kind of suss.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him crazy.
there's no way that car would kill him
and that he should stop being a bloody daisy.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Sir Damage came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you fall under my treads tonight?"
Then all the reindeer mourned him
as they stood around his smear,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you had no chance to shed a tear!