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FozzieOscar's picture
Fluffy Bunny
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Submitted: Thu, 13/12/2012 - 08:17

couldn't get the end quite right, but here is is anyway:

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Was minding his own business.
When suddenly, out of nowhere,
A red eagle was acting kind of suss.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him crazy.
there's no way that car would kill him
and that he should stop being a bloody daisy.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Sir Damage came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you fall under my treads tonight?"

Then all the reindeer mourned him
as they stood around his smear,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you had no chance to shed a tear!

The whole concept of "secret identity" is lost on Bruce Wayne, isn't it? He spends his whole time telling people he is the "god-damned Batman"... ... What do you mean it doesn't work that way?!

ronxx83's picture
Cunning Stunt Licker
Posts: 298
Submitted: Thu, 13/12/2012 - 15:48

I read briefly and there are realy nice once in it.
I also gave it a go. I used Wham - last chrismass.
Here in the Netherlands we hear that song to often.
But here it is..

Last Christmass

Last Christmass
You gave me a car.
It was ugly and brown, I will run you down.
This time.
I added some blades
And it will be something special.

Last Christmass
You gave me a car.
It was ugly and brown, I will run you down.
This time.
I added some blades
And it will be something special

No license and so insane
Better keep your distance.
Or you will be a bloodstain.
Tell me baby.
Don’t be a ped with a stupid head.
I will hit you and soon you are dead. (go to hell)
I drive my car along the street.
To find some ped, they will bleed.
I love it
You now know how insane I am.
Now you are stuck on my blades
It was useless to ran.

Last Christmass
You gave me a car.
It was ugly and brown, I will run you down.
This time.
I added some blades
And it will be something special

Last Christmass
You gave me a car.
It was ugly and brown, I will run you down.
This time.
I added some blades
And it will be something special

Cops all around,
With hatred in their eyes.
I’ll do a cunning stunt.
It’s a nice surprise.
Ah, well, we all gone die
A cop get wasted, by me?
That was truly nice to see

A face on my windshield and evil in my heart
I am a man behind the wheel that tears you all apart.
Now I found my game again, it is called Carmageddon

Last Christmass
You gave me a car.
It was ugly and brown, I did run you down.
Right now.
It has some blades
And it is something special

A face on my windshield and evil in my heart
I am a man behind the wheel that tears you all apart.

It has some blades
And it is something special
My car is so special….
SOOO SPECIAL!!!

ronxx83's picture
Cunning Stunt Licker
Posts: 298
Submitted: Thu, 13/12/2012 - 15:52

Maybe you can use those songs to make a very marry Carmachrismass album.
How about that idea......

cr4zyjay's picture
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Submitted: Thu, 13/12/2012 - 17:26

Merry Fridgemas Everyone

Snow is falling, on Fridge Racer lane
Pedestrians out and about, doing jack shit
It's the season, of hit and run and wasting
CARMAGEDDON, anyone?

Time for racing, and wasting
Idiots speeding, everywhere
Time to push them all into brick walls
With my killer, Red Eagle

We're gonna have some wasting tonight
I'm gonna ram you up the arse at 150mph
Plow you down the lane and into cows and a TREE

Blood is dripping, down my windscreen
A cow's head, on my bonnet
While distracted looking at all of that
Screwie smashed me, into smithereens

Once I hit the recover button
I was smashed again into a minefield
I hit one and it blased me into the air, and a wall
And when I landed I took out 4 fat-arse peds with me

Snow is falling, on Fridge Racer lane
Pedestrians out and about, USELESS DICKS!
Oh how it would be so nice, to slaughter them all
With an electro - bastard ray
CARMAGEDDON, anyone!?
CARMAGEDDON, everyone!

Blood is falling, on the road
So slippery, and hard to steer
It's not my fault, that I'm chemically challenged
I just love to, burn peds

CARMAGEDDON, anyone!?
CARMAGEDDON, everyone!
Ohh CARMA-FUKIN-GEDDON, everyone!

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Based off Shakin Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone

http://www.songlyrics.com/shakin-stevens/merry-christmas-everyone-lyrics/

me-onfire's picture
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Posts: 319
Submitted: Thu, 13/12/2012 - 23:03

BADABOOM

ill drop a code for saints row 3 @ steam here ;)

first come first served .. merry x mas :P

done ;)

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Fluffy Bunny
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Posts: 15
Submitted: Sat, 15/12/2012 - 02:53

Melody: Long time ago...

Long time ago in great britain
Was a small firm called Stainless
Nobby’s boychild, carmageddon
Was born to much dismay

Chorus:
Hark now, hear the governments whine
This game is too obscene
We will not tolerate all this gore
Unless you censor it

When nobby heard these silly complaints
He thought that it was lame
He had to censor this work of art
So all could play the game

Chorus.

Soon after that, we were blessed again
When Stainless made a patch
Carmageddon was back again
And this time without a catch

Spec. chorus:
Hark now, hear, the grannies whine
‘’I was in the war’’
Cunning stunts and splatter bonus
Could we have asked for more?

Valarr's picture
Fluffy Bunny
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Posts: 15
Submitted: Sat, 15/12/2012 - 03:02

Ohnhai wrote:
BTW... im not in the comp...... Just wanted to join in the fun :D

Thank god. That was awesome. :P

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Norman E. Carnage
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Posts: 99
Submitted: Sat, 15/12/2012 - 19:49

God help ye fool pedestrians
if you get in my way,
or if you get to close to my
electro-bastard ray.
You're just time bonuses with legs.
What more is there to say?
O-oh splatters of i-innards and gore.
Innards and gore!
O-oh spla-atters of i-innards and gore.

-"I need a lie-down" is the new "I'll be in my bunk"!

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Norman E. Carnage
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Posts: 99
Submitted: Sat, 15/12/2012 - 20:19

Celebratory_Jiggly_INALD wrote:
God help ye fool pedestrians
if you get in my way,
or if you get to close to my
electro-bastard ray.
You're just time bonuses with legs.
What more is there to say?
O-oh splatters of i-innards and gore.
Innards and gore!
O-oh spla-atters of i-innards and gore.

(Hrmmm... more verses are scattering about my grey matter.)

The track was called the Fridge Racer.
The flagman scarcely died
before Ivan the Bastard went
into a spinning slide.
I rammed his arse into a fir
and out the other side.
O-oh splatters of i-innards and gore.
Innards and gore!
O-oh spla-atters of i-innards and gore.

I'd murdered four opponents and
was on the final hunt.
I gifted Madam Scarlett with
my fav'rite cunning stunt.
I shoved her off a cliffside, then I
landed on the (bitch).
O-oh splatters of i-innards and gore.
Innards and gore!
O-oh spla-atters of i-innards and gore.

(Potentially more to follow.)

-"I need a lie-down" is the new "I'll be in my bunk"!

spacebug's picture
Fluffy Bunny
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Posts: 28
Submitted: Sun, 16/12/2012 - 07:07

Valarr wrote:
Long time ago in great britain
Was a small firm called Stainless
Nobby’s boychild, carmageddon
Was born to much dismay

It would be better with "Nobby's brainchild, Carmageddon" :D

brain·child
[breyn-chahyld] Show IPA
noun, plural brain·chil·dren.
a product of one's creative work or thought.

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