Jingle bell Jingle bell guts & gore all the way
What a ride this fuckin' Squad Car, what else can i say?
Plowing through the peds & cars, any given day
Holy shit is that Suppressor? Gotta nail it! Yay!
First time it rammed me, but i'm quick to react
Got the APO @ Cheat level, now that's some heavy fact
Head-on scored me lots & i mean LOTS of cash
Five more ramms like that & the fucker gets smashed!!!!
Jingle bell jingle bell what else can i say?
That Suppressor is some heavy motherfucker yay,
Peds, cars, cops & other stuff won't live past this day
WTFZOMGBBQ Jingle that stuff, hail!!!!!
*And now heavy guitar riff like that of Dimebag Darrel*
All! Hail! Heavy Metal & Carmageddon! Hail! \m/ \m/ \m/ Or something. lol
*ends in guitar solo like that of Darrel, as well.*