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matt's picture
Piledriver
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Submitted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 08:29

Satre: ‘hell is other people’ + Lennon: ‘power to the people’ = helluva people-funded game.

Thought I'd try something without 'kick' puns but might have come off sounding like a dick by trying to keep it under 15 words?

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Cunning Stunt Licker
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Submitted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 10:52

Here is my entry :)

"Kickstarter.. its time to yell, 'cause Max is coming to whip some tail!"

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Velociraptor Fister
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Submitted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 13:22

"Kickstarter + Carmageddon... a combination as good as The Eagle + Pedestrians"

One man... Alone... Wrecking opponents in the Automobile he loves
Twitter Manifestation, Mods for Max Damage

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Norman E. Carnage
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Posts: 70
Submitted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 15:13

Wanna hear some bumper cracks? Kick my start and save your backs.

or

Want to see the finish line? Stop hitting Don Dumpsters car! Hit our account...

matt's picture
Piledriver
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Submitted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 15:38

My favourite attempt so far (with 1 word spare and even a little rhyme and reference to US only currency!):

When the traditional investors try to fuck you, the people send a buck through.

Earlier attempts:
Power from the people when the 1% say you must drop pants and bend over.
or
Everyone pitches in when the alternatives say drop pants and take it like a bitch

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Norman E. Carnage
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Posts: 70
Submitted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 15:39

Hear screams? See red windshields? Donate! Hide in minefields.

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Cunning Stunt Licker
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Posts: 222
Submitted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 20:20

Just give Max your money.

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Norman E. Carnage
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Posts: 79
Submitted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 21:06

You just can't have a massive gore-soaked vehicular slaughter fest without a small kickstart.

Harder than french kissing a cobra.

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Submitted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 21:10

Kickstarter is the perfect fit for Carmageddon because extortion tends to upset the authorities.

Bet that hurt!

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Posts: 1068
Submitted: Thu, 10/05/2012 - 22:06

Carmageddon: Made by the people, for the people, from severed, twitching lumps of the people.

Alternatively, I can do it in two words or fewer:

Fucking Carmageddon!

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