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Submitted: Tue, 29/11/2011 - 02:23

am gonna put some ideas charged with religius content: cause i love their mythology. more the christian mythology.

light bringer inc:"your morning star". or "the only light in your life" i read a story with the word and i like it. they would be stock market counselors. or more evil. an american health insurance company.

ther is also: metatron mattresses:"the only mattress you will ever need" or something. maybe the stupidest one

asmodeus sex shop:"we know what gets you off"

theres also "Hecate" but i dont like it. too similar to the beer

this is hard. i got more but i will flesh em out first. good luck to all and keep the fire alive.

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Submitted: Tue, 29/11/2011 - 06:57

Quote:
Marylin Gonroe's Brown Logs
We'll give you more wood than you can shake a stick at!

It's over! Give this man the ten thousand dollars!

Here's one too:

Stainless tissues - "New and improved! Come and try them at one of our shops"

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Submitted: Tue, 29/11/2011 - 08:46

Thinking of bonuses and random buildings you may pass:

"The Meat-Beater"/"Meat-Beater" - A boxing club, with a seemingly immature-enough pun for Carmageddon's standards, Oddly i thought this would be an appropriate name for a bonus of bashing around an already dead pedestrian for a while..!

"MeatSpinner"/"Spinning Meat" - A carousel in a theme park, or maybe a bonus for using the wheel spin on a live Pedestrian..!

"Used Rubber" - Used car tires shop, it seems immature enough to fit, and has an appropriately pointless meaning of selling used tires in Carmageddon's world... gooey

"HardOn-Cash"/"Hard On Cash" - A place to lend money, maybe just a simple bank, maybe even accessible like the bank in Beaver City, and stock full of cash powerups..!

"RimJobs" - Rims so shiny you'd think we licked them clean!

"CumRate" - A Russian Polka club, and bastardization of the word "Comrade", with appropriate Polka music faintly hear-able when driving nearby, hee hee, i know, really bad pun... Then again, bad is what they asked for...

"Pro-Lap"/"Pro-Laps" - Maybe some bonus for reaching one lap through all checkpoints within a very short time (yuck, hehehe)

Just had a bath, already feel dirty again after writing this up, haha

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Submitted: Tue, 29/11/2011 - 11:30

Bring back the oldies!
Bitchelin, aPig, Immobil(e), Red Bullshit and you can't forget Bad Year.

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Submitted: Tue, 29/11/2011 - 12:17

Just as good

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Beer screws your liver, but only one tears apart your bowel too!

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Submitted: Tue, 29/11/2011 - 12:18

Just as good

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Beer screws your liver, but only one tears apart your bowel too!

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Submitted: Tue, 29/11/2011 - 16:24

Is there any limits? 'Cuz I want to add a few works. :D

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Submitted: Tue, 29/11/2011 - 17:00

Gin-o-Cider - pure taste of apple craze

Locomotive - motion sickness pills (spanish loco - crazy) - recommended by OK Stimpson

Say your prayers!

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Submitted: Tue, 29/11/2011 - 22:48

Let's just say the Fishy Fingers is just one of the products of Cap'N Stinkeye. Others include a fish-flavored breakfast cereal (Microwave for two minutes and just add milk!) as well as some kind of fish-scented body spray ("Cap'N Stinkeye's Aqua Spice"?).

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Submitted: Wed, 30/11/2011 - 06:19

Dicken's Cider!

I just want to run over Muhammad Ali - He's Black, a Muslim, and a cripple - that's a 3x Bonus!

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